Filou

Filou

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  • 有什么想对世界说的

    Hello, stranger.

    Please make yourself comfortable, you are at the right place. Everything will be fine. It's going to be a hard time. Letters, words, arghhh I know I know, I will try to make it short, you'll get through that, I promise. I would like to summarise everything I have to say with drawings, but I can't draw. So, no other choice, you have to read.

    Before I begin, just know that if you leave my profile without leaving me a message, you will gain 20kg in one month.. Okay, just 15kg, I think that's enough.

    Well, let's get started., I'm here to discover new cultures, to learn new languages, new... nahhh, just kidding. Oh guys, stop with platitudes... 🙄

    Alright, you really want to know more about me? Weird idea, but that's your choice. Well, I'm Philippe (one L two P!!!), I'm 36, IT guy, I live in Marseille and I only talk nonsense. That's all I can say, otherwise you would know everything about me, we need a bit of mystery blablabla (tsss stop with platitudes we said).

    I think to be nice, I would love to read your life stories, who you are, what your hidden superpowers are (yes, what are your superpowers??), or how you season your salad (vinegar for me or with Roquefort). There is no stupid story. I try to answer everyone (except stupid people, or if you actually don't want to have a conversation).

    Oui, j'ai le bel accent du Sud de la France. Si vous êtes attentifs, vous pouvez le remarquer. Si si ! Je sais, c'est dinnnngue 😲

    I'm 50% French and 50% French. C'est dingue aussi.

    If I have visited your profile without leaving you a message, it's only to collect your photos I resell to an Uzbek glass-blower. Don't mind I hope?

  • 我的与众不同之处

    👉🏻 I can't dance 🕺🏻
    👉🏻 I hate the mess 💩
    👉🏻 I have never smoked 🚬
    👉🏻 I LOVE PIZZA OH MY GOD 🍕
    👉🏻 When I watch TV, I always open the eyes 👀
    👉🏻 I don't like coffee ☕️
    👉🏻 I have one head and two hands ✋🏻👦🏻🤚🏻
    👉🏻 I can't lick my elbow. Neither can you 💪🏻 <-- (Yeah there is no better emoji)
    👉🏻 I'm laughing thinking of what you are trying to do right now 😂
    👉🏻 I'm natural, maybe too much 🤷🏻‍♂️
    👉🏻I eat every day 🍏🥝🥐🥕🥦🫒🍔🍟🥪🍚🍣🍩🍪🍯🍫
    👉🏻 When I walk, I put one foot in front of the other 🚶🏻‍♂️
    👉🏻I can count from 1 to 10 in French without doing any mistake 🥇
    👉🏻 I'm not Italian, but I use a lot of gestures when I talk, especially over the phone 🤌🏻

  • 个人挑战

    Doing two things at once. Quite the challenge! Don't forget I'm a man.

    Except that, able to have a conversation with you in your language:

    🇮🇹 Sogno di chiacchierare un giorno con Pinocchio. Vorrei anche chiedere personalmente alla Torre di Pisa la sua propria versione della ragione per la quale è torta, nonostante tutte le teorie. Ho bisogno del tuo aiuto!

    🇪🇸Mi español es desastroso. Solo sé pedir comida. Por lo demás, entiendo lo contrario de lo que se dice. Socorro!

    🇧🇷Acabei de descobrir o português. Não hesite em me fazer descobrir algumas palavras.

    🇸🇪Svenska är ett vackert språk, och... and that's all for now, I prefer to try to read your Swedish to try to understand what you're saying 🙂

    😸Meow meoww meoww, meow. Meow meow meowwwwww meow meoww meow!!! 😄

  • 我总是喜欢谈论……

    Lot of things. But YOU, no idea what to say? Here are some excellent topics I'd like to have your opinion

    👉🏻 The chicken or the egg? Of course, "chickennn" or "egggg" doesn't interest me, but... why that answer?
    👉🏻 What if you had 3 arms?
    👉🏻 Do you prefer a pair of scissors or a stapler?
    👉🏻 If olive oil comes from olives... Where does baby oil come from?
    👉🏻 When deaf people fart, do they know that it makes noise?
    👉🏻 When we take a picture of you next to Mickey, does the man inside Mickey smile?

  • 我是……的专家

    Saying meaningless things.
    **no, no, you don't!**
    Yes, I do.

  • 我最近学会了……

    ... to talk. So I still don't make the difference between useful and useless things. Sorry about that.

  • 我感到担心……

    Me.

  • 我最骄傲的成就

    My Instagram profile OH MY GOD HOW WONDERFUL, SAY IT, SAY IT !!!!

    Please follow and like each picture. After that, your life will change for EVER, you will be overwhelmed with happiness, joy, wealth, luck, love.

    @ptit_filou_tube

  • 个人技能

    ... ?
    LOL, good question.

  • 我曾去过的国家和城市

    📍Italy 🇮🇹 : Milano, Roma, Rimini, Venice, Siena, San Gimignano, Firenze, Pisa, Montecatini terme, blablabla...

    📍Switzerland🇨🇭 : Geneva, Zurich, Basel, Luzern, Interlaken, Schaffhausen, Bern, Neuchâtel, Montreux, Lausanne, Zug, Lugano, Bellinzona, Chur, Fribourg, Bienne, Lauterbrunnen, Thun, Zermatt, St Gallen, blablablablablaaaaa

    📍Germany 🇩🇪 : Konstanz

    📍 Small countries or cities : Monaco 🇲🇨, Vaduz (Liechtenstein 🇱🇮), Serravalle (San Marino 🇸🇲)

    📍Google Maps (EVERYWHERE but North Korea)

    If you live in these counties and have good plans to share, I take it (Except North Korea).

  • 10年后

    I'll be 10 years older.

  • 最喜欢的书籍/作者/电影

    The manual of my washing machine, Ikea catalog, pizza menu.
    But with only pictures or numbers. Otherwise I can't read, sorry.

  • 让世界变得更美好

    i'll come visit you three times a day.

  • 一个诀窍或建议

    Smile! 😄

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