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To be clear, I understand what was said but not the meaning,
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Pocoloco
Call your 911 there, and report that freedom is for Americans only.
Put the finger sign in your mouth.
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. it has water in the ignition."
Husband: " Water in the ignition? That's ridiculous."
Wife: " I tell you, the car has water in the ignition."
Husband : " You don't even know what ignition is. Where's the car?"
Wife: " In the swimming pool."
To be clear, I understand what was said but not the meaning,To be clear, I understand what was said but not the meaning.
Approximate translation:
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Pocoloco
Call your 911 there, and report that freedom is for Americans only.
Put the finger sign in your mouth.
Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body.
Please don't mix it up again like you did last year !
Why the bicycle couldn't stand by itself?
It was two tired 😀
🚲 A few days ago I was travelling through town on my bike.
🚦I had to stop ... the traffic lights showed a bright red light
for our lane. There were two cars in front of me ... standing
close to the kerb. So I had to wait behind the cars for green
light. One of the cars had a sticker: 🏎️
"Dog and wife missing. Reward – for the dog! "
A woman was bitten by a dog and died. On the day of the funeral, many men attended. The woman’s husband was surprised by the number of men at the funeral and thought that his wife was a traitor. He asked one of them, “Do you know this woman?” and he said to him, “I came to buy the dog.”
Peter robbed a pizza shop,and was strucked on the way home.Sure,he was easily caught by the police ,and it may be the first pizza robbery in the world.I think you must laugh.
A man with bad breath asked his wife: “Madame, why do you hate me?” And she said in reply: “Because you love me.”
So you sall a climate activist being atackt by 5 men, why didn't you help? "Well, I thought 5 was inough".
Well,I am not sure if you can get my joke.XDDD
I was asked by my friend if I have a boyfriend.And I said "Yes, but he is from another nation."
She"Which nation?"
Me''imagination'
My wife left me because I’m insecure ...
No wait, she’s back, she just went to get coffee.
Somebody gave me a flyer on anger management. I admit, I lost it.
Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."
Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."
Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"
Moe: "My uncle."